And what to my wondering eyes should appear A text to another man starting out with "my dear" Seething with anger, mouth flying spit Alas! when confronted she called me a d!ck! More rapid than eagles the insults they came When she was well good and drunk she started calling me names You @sshole, you b@stard, you son of a b!tch! I'm not stupid! I'm not dumb you're what's wrong with this sitch! To the top of credit limits off to the mall All the cash away, the booze away, she spent it all!
My goal is to some day be the person my dog thinks I am
