Anyone who wants to add to this has to add a verse, that rhymes in the style of the poem.
At the end, I'll compile it and pin it to the top of the page. Lets take some of our misery and sadness and point fun at the crappy aspects, sort of like the MLC for Dummies.
Here goes:
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house; All the shopping was done, thanks to the Left Behind Spouse.
Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis
Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans
Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK