Hey, Gang! Oh, my! Lookee what I've learned out there in the strange, fun world wide web [of lies]!
Apparently there's a website dedicated to those who wish to engage in extramarital affairs. Get this: They conducted an informal survey of 4,000 women on why they engage in affairs. The top five 'habits' that supposedly lead them to having affairs. Here's the "survey" findings.
1) Being ungentlemanly (pulling the bed covers at night) 2) Narcissistic behaviors (only pleasuring himself, rather than their partner) 3) Keeping his socks on while ML 4) Checking the smartphone 5) Talking dirty
The kicker? Read on what the CEO had to say about the "survey":
Company’s CEO XXXX attributes the site’s findings to the idea that ‘Modern women have a fresh awareness that there is an entire sexual world beyond the one they are living, and if they’re not satisfied at home, they do not hesitate to discover new things themselves.’