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He said, "I find you a lot more attractive when you don't talk for some reason." I said, "Wow. Clearly you would rather be alone right now, so I am going to give you what you want." And then I left.


Lol! Good response. What nutjobs these guys can be.

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I certainly could have replied that I find him more attractive when he isn't banging an emotionally damaged skank, but SEE? I AM learning self control and filtering my words!


Amazing self control.

Can't help but think to myself, how fun it would be to begin "staging" the house. What if he came home to find two wine glasses with the last little dregs of red wine, out on the back porch? (Or some similar romantic location).

What if there were a dozen red roses on the dining table (if he asks, just say "oh, a friend sent them. Who? Oh, you don't know them."

What if you had sexy new Victoria's Secret bra and undies hanging up to dry in the bathroom?

wink