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Originally Posted By: wishing, hoping
So do I win the prize for nuttiest MLCer? I am sure others have better stories than that, right?


It comes with the territory. Below are some the "MLC Greatest Hits" from our beloved loopity doopity MLCers. grin

"A cheater is using a vibrator"--Linda
"May I please have that plastic egg"--Job/Snodderly
"I want my $30.00!"--Beatrice

I'm sure that there's ALOT more to this list that I cannot think at the moment.

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Let's hear them. Your nuttiest MLC story. I could use a laugh. I know I'm not alone.

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Next time he wears it, you gotta ask him something in French.

"Allo, ca va bien?"

How can they take themselves seriously? Does MLC mean you completely lose your sense of humor? I couldn't look at myself in the mirror. Weirdos.


"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man

“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson
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Oh, and next to the beret, I think Rosa Linda should win some sort of prize for the infamous "vacation" her H took to Moscow where he spent valuable time with RT spackling under the supervision of her mother. This, after getting his teeth repaired at a sketchy Russian clinic!!!

I loved how he couldn't understand what they were saying but he paid $500 bucks to stay in the dump apartment with RT and her mother (who I pictured as a sort short, stout Cossack-looking woman) and ended up doing repairs. All the while, RT the Gnat worked and wasn't even home. Such the stuff of a Pink Panther movie or Monty Python sketch.


"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man

“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson
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Oh dear. A barrette. I almost fell out of my chair at that.

It is funny, but I think there are a few that made the greatest hits that might be further out there. But a robot that wears berets, pink shirts, and talks to the OW every hour on the hour? That's pretty good. smile

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AJ


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Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
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I missed that post. He made a trip to Moscow, paid rent to stay with OW and her MOTHER and ended up being a free handyman. Wow. Words cannot express. They say there's a sucker born every minute and two to take him.

And what I think is more hilarious is that they are perfectly serious when it comes to this stuff. What they think they are heroes and they are actually zeroes. What a bunch of idiots. Enfants terrible!!!

Maybe I should bring home some croissants?

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Among the many weird things that my xh did was to take up the trumpet in his fifties. I am all for learning a musical instrument but you have to wonder whether he couldn't have taken up something a bit more, well sociable? And he grew his hair OMG he looked liked an aging hippy (that phase passed quite quickly)

But just wait until URworthy gets here - her xh is one on his own.

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Hi Bea

Your's grew his hair out, mine is getting it all chopped off and spiking the top over his bald spot. Ugh.

And there's a new bottle of Axe in the shower: Dark Temptation. Isn't that a coffee??

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OMG they take themselves so seriously. A real sense of humour bypass as well as empathy.

Dark Temptation I mean really . . . . . Does he use hair gel too? Just askin'?

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Originally Posted By: beatrice
OMG they take themselves so seriously. A real sense of humour bypass as well as empathy.

Dark Temptation I mean really . . . . . Does he use hair gel too? Just askin'?


Ummmm...yes. Yes he does. We have bottles and jars of hair gel, paste, glue, etc. And heaven forbid S uses H's gel. Oh no.

When we were "together" H was not picky at all about his hair gel. I bought the cheap stuff. Now he goes to the "beauty parlor" and gets the fancy stuff. The man who would never be caught DEAD in a salon now goes on a regular basis. He's a real fancy man now.

Old H is dead. New and "improved" H has taken over. UGH!

WH


AT BD: WH 41, J 43; Bomb 2/5/2012
Two kids, one dog
D Final 6/18/14
J marries OW 1/24/15
"No matter where you go, there you are"
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