Maybe it's time to discuss peanut butter, Nutella, Vegemite and Marmite.
I put them in order of yummy to disgusting - the last two might be a tie!
I'd have to switch the first two (and I'm not a big fan of PB) and the only use for the last two is as window putty or some similar hole filler.
My H used to eat Twiglets, which (for the Americans who don't know) is basically twigs (not really, but it tastes like it) covered in marmite - yuck. And I can remember my sister trying to "smuggle" a 1 lb tub of marmite back to Canada from the UK. The nitwit put it in her suitcase right next to her travel alarm clock. You can just imagine the panic caused at the airport when that went through the x-ray machine and this was long before 9-11 or any of the other major terrorist attacks. The marmite was confiscated and she got a telling off by customs.
Both 50 S14 M 16 yrs (his 3rd; my 1st)
ILYBINILWY - 24 Dec 2012 H moved out - 27 Jun 2013 Legally separated - 6 Sep 2013 Closing the door and changing the locks