It's you Americans who speak funny, not us Brits lol. Just kidding Anything you're not sure on, just asked WE don't mind explaining things and it'll help you understand us more
What a barmy, bloody idea!! We'd all be gobsmacked at the notion that you Brits need a tot now and then. Oh and throw in a snog while you are at it. No fagging allowed. The swots will turn up their noses at that one.