Let me add another WEIRDER piece that has happened in the last little bit!
W had a box delivered here the other day accidentally, and the piano movers didn't take the piano lamp. I was going to drop the box off last night, and forgot. W called me and said she was right by the house, and could she come pick up the box and lamp. I said it was fine, but I was going to leave the stuff outside, and go back to working because I have a document I have to send out in about an hour.
She said, "You should come up because I'm all dressed up for a work lunch, and I have a new dress!" I was still trying to kind of absorb what had just happened earlier, so I just said, "Well, I really need to get this done; not to be a punk but this is a huge project". She said, "I look really hot, you'll like me!"
One of the things we talked about was not having a physical relationship right now until we have a path figured out, so I tried to kind of lighten it by saying, "Well, since we're in 'look but don't touch' phase, maybe I shouldn't do any looking if you look hot! " She said, "Well, your loss - you can touch my boobs."
I went up and said hi, but said, "I'll just give you a hug." So left it at that.