TTD, I hope you have a good day today. My vacation starts today, but since I was up all night again, I'll likely sleep most of it away. Maybe I'll just sleep right on thru and get on the right track for tomorrow.
Maybe you need a little box by the front door. When mail comes for H, toss it in there. Get him trained to look for it. You could put a sign over it stating that this is not the post office, and after 2 wks it goes in the trash.