Actually, it was a non-event. I hired a celebrity lawyer, paid him the $5k retainer, and he's going to handle it.
Wife has promised me good sex as long as I sign the paperwork.
I'm DBing by going along with everything with an extra spring in my step. We have a complex property case that may take up to 18 months involving forensic accountants and over $1million in property, but it's all about the kids.
Hopefully she'll ask me why I'm cooperating?
"Why are you so happy, ***?" "Because I'm going to be single soon!"
That's how it's done, right?
When all this [censored] is done, either we will have reconciled or I will be mentally over my divorce, right?
