I saw an ESPN headline that showed his backward-between-the-legs shot, and it said "Hertl Time" (as in Turtle time from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). It was great.
Don't sweat the texts. I actually got to the point where I would make sure I out-waited W by at least an hour. If she took 24 hours to respond, I took 25. It may seem a little petty, but what it did for me was force me to wait, and I started spending less and less time waiting for a text or call to come in. Now, I'm at the point where I just send it, and don't really care.
