Oh, I forgot to say, I *do* need to get a massage. Used to have a woman who came to our office who did the chair massage. They used to have the seated massage in kiosks at the malls, but the state health department ran them off and now they just have those chairs you feed money into that run up and down your back and violate your bottom! I seriously don't know what they were after with that seat action!
But there's nothing better than a full body massage (well, maybe there is, but nothing you can legally pay for... ahem). It did wonders for all my aches and pains.
Speaking of touch, I actually saw a video about a woman who offers hugs and snuggling for pay. Nothing more, and fully clothed. Shows how much people can be lacking for that. I was talking to my sister about how good it feels just having your hair shampooed by someone else.
It did wonders for all my aches and pains. 
