I'd probably bring back so much salsa that customs would stop me on suspicious grounds. Then for the first week, at least, I'd eat it every single night very loudly with moans and "mmmmmmmm"s and "aaaaahhhhhh"s and proclaiming how delicious it is and how happy I am that I brought so much of it back.
-PM
M:12y - BD:12/11 - D:6/13 - 4Ds
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." -MLK Jr.
