I was thinking something along the lines of:

D, If you would like to ask something of me then do so in a polite tone.
Demanding will get you nowhere.


Don't state the obvious, don't justify yourself.

M36 W31
S4 S2
T5 M4
BD Jan12 S July12
Recon Sep12-Nov12
ILBINILWY Jan13
OM x 2 in 2013
W wants R July 13
I start D. Jan 14.
Meet GF Nov 13
Have I changed enough? Jul 14

The World is still My Oyster!