Dang, I have to hand it to you RL for keeping your cool when learning of and hearing all about GF's MLC antics. I think I'd have snapped on her.

I'm glad you had a good time on your vacation!

M: A really long time.
Crisis: 5 years.
She's still worth it.

Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. -Viktor Frankl