If we're going regional, how about Jethro? Now there's an accent - good old West Country. That's probably what my son would sound like if we'd stayed down there.

Both 50
S14
M 16 yrs (his 3rd; my 1st)

ILYBINILWY - 24 Dec 2012
H moved out - 27 Jun 2013
Legally separated - 6 Sep 2013
Closing the door and changing the locks