OMG, Barb, that is too funny! I've never met a criminal Fran! And BA, if she's starting to look like a Fatal Attraction Fran, you've got a felon in the making. Hide the bunnies and get some good deadbolts!
All the Frans I've met have just been b!tches. I probably didn't get to know them enough to find out of they were larcenists or psychopaths.
BA, what's on your agenda this weekend? Inquiring minds want to know, since you're now the bar that's been set around here for good times.
Well I've only met one Fran and I'm afraid that has proven to be one too many! If she continues to stalk me my plan is to create a fictional profile very similar to mine, since she apparently is head over heels attracted to. Then my fictional self will contact her to say I think we're "perfect" for each other and that I want to meet her on safari in Kenya. That will at least get her out of the country for awhile and perhaps in the company of a pride of lions.
As for my weekend plans, tonight I'm going to my local watering hole to visit my good friend Jack Daniels and get myself date ready for the weekend. Saturday, Vicky (the lawyer) and I are going to hit a couple of antique shops and have lunch together. I'm golfing on Sunday morning and then mid-afternoon I have my first planned meeting with Jeanette (the Nurse Anethesist) at a local winery. If I don't post the results of my dates by Wednesday you will know that Fran (the crazy) has found me, locked me in her basement and turned me into her little love slave - so please notify the authorities before she tires of me, dismembers me into little pieces and buries me in her garden!
Originally Posted By: Underdog
I figure we give her something totally fun to think about on Monday - when I officially take the title of Worst Mom in Denver. She's getting an MRI and her impacted wisdom teeth (all 4 of 'em) out. This is not going to be fun.
Betsey
Hope the wisdom teeth extraction for your D16 goes well. When I was 21 I had all four removed as well (only the bottoms were surgically extracted though - the tops were just pulled.) Anyway, the Dentist sent me home with 4 days worth of Percocet and told me to take them religiously without waiting for any pain. Best advice ever - I was basically high for 4 days and never felt even the slightest bit of pain. When I returned he asked me how I was feeling and if I needed a refill. I told him I was fine and to not give me any more Percocet because I liked that stuff too much!
Hide the bunnies and get some good deadbolts!
