Dangerous [seriously?! is that your screen name?] "looking for friends" Look for the path of destruction in my wake. Looking for more victims.
"Very LONELY, need TLC" I'm a loser and don't know how to live independently and happy. Can I get a hug now.
"don't just yet know what I want" I do. It's just that I don't think I'm going to find it here. But I know it's all about me.
"Looking for someone to please..." this person is 61 years old I've been waiting on people for years and some of my friends say I'm a doormat.
Wonka, keep plugging on. You probably won't want to spend *too* much time weeding through the whack jobs.
BTW, I swear one of my favorites was on howaboutwe. He looked like a biker dude, and I'd have probably gone after him in my early 20s. LOL. He had the black leather, Fu Manchu and the whole biker look. He didn't waste any time... said something like, "How about we: take a ride on my Harley and then come back to my place and get hot and sweaty?"
I seriously laughed out loud. Hell, at least he was honest. I just didn't know that the other dudes just lure you with dinner or a hike or a wine tasting, and dessert was photos of Mr. Winkie? I had to admire him for coming right out and asking for it directly...
But I didn't take him up on it either. Getting on the back of his Harley was a real temptation, though. And I'm kinda intrigued by the Fu Manchu thing
Bets
p.s. Since you're looking for a woman, are they just as pathetic on your team too? Or were all these losers women?
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
