But forget that. Now you are going to be sorry that you mentioned writing that book because I am going to be hounding you. LOL!
And not because your h thinks you can. You have a gift, Jay. A wonderful way with words. Do not squander it. I wish I had it.
I love your sense of humor. As far as Im concerned there is no inappropriate place for it.
This is a perfect GAL and it's for you and it costs nothing.
Jay, do it. Come on. Just put the words down. Flesh it out. Dont you dare let him read it until it's finished. Picture a 5 foot woman.....well, you get the picture.