Dave, Ellie, Barb....

Guys, I really DO need your help with this online dating thing!! crazy I'll gladly pay your tab in exchange for some advice and guidance.

I am like a new 10 week-old puppy who just went outside in the backyard for the first time to explore and looking at that swimming pool very tentatively with my teensy tiny butt high up in the air and sniffing at the chlorinated water.

Just made my own profile. What next? How long did you lurk around the online match sites? Seems there's different membership levels...1 month, 3 months, etc.

Jeepers! I am so friggin' nervous about this whole shebang. All of my dates have been done organically through friends, gatherings, etc. Well, at the very least, I can check this item off from my bucket list.