Trains and Boats and Planes.......

[WenikiTiki]

Today I need to vent! I met the guy who met me at the beach the first time the other night for a second date. We were supposed to picnic at the beach. He was supposed to bring a bottle of wine, me the food. I brought the food, he didn't bring anything. He said he had a headache and couldn't drink wine. When I asked what we should drink he suggested we could kiss a lot and generate saliva. (I can't make this stuff up.) I walked down to the beach cabana/bathroom and got him a water and myself a soda out of the machine.

During our meal conversation he was nice enough to talk to. Did talk about his X and a previous GF a lot. Then he told me all about how colonel's wives are bitches. I am not sure what his point was. (I reminded him I am an ex-colonels wife, which I have no doubt he didn't forget, he saw the sticker on my car.)

The next night he texted me a few times, and never called. Last night I got weird texts asking me why I hadn't called when I got off work, and what was I doing, was I out with a different boyfriend. He said I talked to him the previous night and we had made plans. I looked at my smart phone carefully. (In case I has ambien-dialed.) there were no messages or phone calls.

He sent me another text saying he had forwarded me the text that he says I sent saying I would call. I don't know to whom he sent it, but it wasn't me. So I'm pretty sure he is confusing me with someone else.

So to boil it down, this guy is way past my 1 strike you are out rule. So far I'm getting needy, controlling, thoughtless and forgetful. He is fun to talk to, but not enough to outweigh all the other stuff. Comedy!

I'm off to SUP. I hope everyone has a nice weekend.

Aloha,

Wendy