Does everybody have their popcorn? The dramatic movie it seems is now a mini-series.
SO...
The AP stayed out of the house for 2 days. Yesterday morning she came back and last night they went to "Counseling".
Now ask me how I know this? W and I were supposed to talk about how I was going to get Dog1 from her this weekend while she went out of town. She texted. I said... can you call? I have made plans this weekend. I needed to figure out how my weekend at the lake would work into getting Dog1 from her and next weekend she is taking Dog2 while I go out of town again where I can't take the dog. Logistics stuff... so speaking easier than texting.
I get a response. As a matter of fact I get 2 responses. I'll try not to confuse this:
W: I'm hopping in the shower call you later
M: K
My FB messanger goes off:
FBW: She wants me to promise not to call you unless she's around! I'm sorry. Just give me some time. Going to counseler tonight to reaffirm we are doomed.
FBM: oh. ok. I'm going to X-Lake this weekend.
FBW: Tell me that on the phone later. She will be with me when I call!
Commercial Break.
Phone call comes. I answer. We finally get the logistics worked out with the 2 dogs and who's keeping them when. She was so weirdly strange and talking to me like her Best college buddy or something. I hung up and laughed out loud!!! NUTS!
Dramatic music...
Minding my own business my FB messenger goes off again hours later...
FBW: Sorry for the awkwardness on the phone today. Since she read the email I sent... she is on high alert in regards to our communication. I am sorry for that. She is afraid I am going to have an affair with you! lol... how about it? u want to?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't resist. I mean come on! W is sitting in the waiting room of a couples therapist, almost 3 weeks after leaving our home, not aloud to communicate with me unless AP is present, her AP is in her alone session before they have a session together and my W is messaging me and flirting. It's just too funny. I responded.
FBM: LOL! Why not? Then I can see what all the fuss is about.
Couldn't help myself. Just couldn't.
Oh.... my tummy hurts from laughing! "LBS becomes OW to her own WAW" I bet if I googled that there's no one else on the planet either! Nothing to process. I'm good. I see it as humorous. It just shows me how incredibly confused the W is. Poor AP... but hey! What goes around...
Alright... I have to pack for my lake trip.
Me(F):40 WAW:44 T:13yrs M:9yrs BD:2/12 (I saw a text) ILYBINILWY: 5/12 PA admission: 12/12 (began 3/11) S:2/13 Moves in w/AP D begins: 7/13 W moves home to R: 10/13
"LBS becomes OW to her own WAW" I bet if I googled that there's no one else on the planet either! Nothing to process. I'm good. I see it as humorous. It just shows me how incredibly confused the W is. Poor AP... but hey! What goes around... 
