nero. I Really like your posts. You make me want to laugh. And cry. And both at the same time. :-)
Have you heard the song "50 Ways to Say Goodbye" by Train? If not, Google the lyrics. It's a hoot, and a light-hearted way for us LBS's to think about explaining those darn WAS/MLCers. Might have to change "she/her" to "he/him" for some, but still good. ;-)
"You said, "it's meant to be," That "it's not you it's me." You're leaving now for my own good That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane Fried getting sun tanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died...."