Am I ready for this?

[Mtnman]

I'm in the doghouse and am working real hard to bite my tongue. S9 threw up at midnight, but was fine when he woke up this morning. W sends a text asking how they were at the same time he throws up again. So I tell her he's sick. She's mad I didn't tell her until she asked, I need to grow up, etc. It's all I can do not to tell her to go find a friend to go get drunk with or a dude to screw and just leave us alone.

I need to grow up! That makes my blood boil.