I think instead of individual memoirs, maybe we should all contribute to a "Best MLC Stories" book. Then again, it would end up being thousands of pages long! Lol!
So....
I had to run to the post office, and when I get home H asks me for a favor. I notice he has changed his shirt.
He proceeds to ask me if I will sniff him. Yes, you read that correctly folks - sniff him. He had me sniff all over his shirt and sniff his hair.
Now I don't know if anyone out there has sniffed a person lately, but you're pretty up close and personal when you do.
Long story, but he got deer repellent on his shirt and wanted to know if he smelled. Why he didn't hop in the shower is beyond me.
Left pretty soon after I got back, guess he was on a tight schedule lol!
You really can't make this stuff up.
rH, we leave the 16th, come back the 18th. I am really looking forward to the trip. I'm glad I scratched a beach vacation idea - if he was comparing, going to the beach with kids is much different than going with your girlfriend. I know the boys are going to love the activities I have planned. And H seems excited about some of the restaurants there! And me... I will be happy just to be making a memory with my family
Linda, bring your bat, don't be shy!
It's funny, things have been so busy around here that the vacation just kinda snuck up. It's only three days, but that's three days she has limited to no access to him (only through texting).
I started to think tonight too... If I was no threat, if the thought of him having feelings for me was so ridiculous, then she shouldn't care that he goes. I mean, he will only have a terrible time with the wife, right???? Wrong!!!!
FT is very nasty, selfish and spiteful. I say she can be a big ol' OW piñata, so take as many practice swings as you want!
UW, stand on a chair baby!!!! Get to it!!!
So now that the gauntlet has been thrown down to be my fabulous self on vacation, I officially accept the challenge!
Because truly, I know that the boys and I will have fun no matter what. When I originally planned on going on vacation, I planned on it being just me and the boys. I really did not see H going. But he is
I'm gonna let FT pull that rope harder and harder. Should be getting pretty frayed after a year and a half. Hope it snaps soon
Bomb January 2012 - doesn't feel the same about me
~ "There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, hope, and endurance."