I LOVE that you are calling her frumpy twat now. Only way that twat would twinkle is with glitter.

I can only imagine that when your real H gets off the mother ship, he will be very shocked and appalled with what his alien counterpart was doing while he was away. "Seriously dude...that? I left you with my hot wife and this is what I come back to? Really?"

M38,H39
M:16Y
BD:8/12
OWDB:11/12
S:11/12-5/13
"Temp" home:6/13
OW dropped:9/13
"I love you":12/13
H ring on:2/14
Depression back:5/15
"I'm done:" 7/15
H moved out: 3/16
H moved back: 12/16
Working on us: 3/17