TVS, you freakin rock. I swear you crack me up.

I remember one time when xh was still in the dont let her see me and I cant look at her mode, and I was in a particularly silly mood.

And so, I had to change out of some clothes as I was working in the garden.

Right at that moment, he needed to come into the room for something. I was not about to go run into the bathroom or go for my robe.

His problem, not mine.

There I am only in panties, trying to figure out what to wear. And wouldnt you know it, nothing in the bureau was the right thing.

He found what he needed but didnt realize he was just standing there with it and staring.

Oops, he forgot he would go blind looking at me. LOL!

So, I turn to him and say, can I help you with something?

He says, um, no, I found what I needed, thanks.

Oh ok, I said. I cant seem to decide on what to wear.

He asks, where are you going?

Nowhere, just the couch.

And out he walks, leaving me laughing til my sides hurt.

My bad.