Gineen, have fun with it! I am. Here are some gems I've read while perusing ladies profiles...
I can bet most of you that I’d kick your asses on a gun range and or skeet shooting. Looking for someone that knows how to exhale and inhale. I smell good. I can still fit into the same earrings I wore in High School. I’m easy to get along with as long as you don’t irritate me. Asking me out after work is a really bad idea. I’d rather go home and take a nap. No ugly people! If you say something stupid I’ll block you. I spend most of my time with my 2 pit bulls. I do not respond to Hey baby, let’s do it This is a part time position with limited benefits leading to a full time position with full benefits for the right candidate. Oh yes please don't friggin assume I'm out every night dating at least say hello, get to know me before discussing wild sexual positions that you wish you could get me into. I do not like self fish. You had better look like your photo... or you're buying me drinks until you do! Not into any weirdo, freeky deeky dudes Lecherous is good but you better be able to back it up. You are confident, you know how to appreciate a good woman, you are not superfacial. ohhh and I hate working out other than in the bedroom if the extent of your conversation is “how big are your boobs” or” I would do you” please move on. I may appear to be online but I am actually not. I am looking for my redeemer. Is there anyone on here that’s not a DOUCHE?
