I would have done the same thing if I had discovered that my h had sent flowers to his twinkle twat, not once but twice around my birthday. At the time, you weren't away of the tools that you need to deal w/this crazy people. Now, you have them and it sounds like you are working on your techniques a bit better these days.
BTW, I did a google on Russian folklore and read that garlic is used quite a bit as well. You might want to get some and hang it in his room to ward off evil spirits. LOL!
Thanks for the moral support, Snodderly. You always make me laugh! When my H didn't give me even a card for my birthday, I was hurt (60th is a BIG one!) but figured he was feeling too ill to go out and pick one up for me, so I didn't mention it so he wouldn't feel badly. But he wasn't too sick to order flowers online for his Tramp.
One thing that makes me feel that MLCers are crazy, desperate, depressed people and have not just suddenly become philanderers when they have these EAs and PAs, is that they try to hide them, but are SO bad at it.
Thanks for the research about Russians using garlic. My H is ALLERGIC to garlic, so hanging some in his room to ward off evil spirits is an even more fabulous idea than you thought!
