I nearly texted back:

I didn't go out of my way to be spiteful. I just wasn't interested in helping you.
You get EVERY weekend off, why do you need a week off two.
I haven't had a day of anything for over 8 months!

I obviously didn't but my head went there.

M36 W31
S4 S2
T5 M4
BD Jan12 S July12
Recon Sep12-Nov12
ILBINILWY Jan13
OM x 2 in 2013
W wants R July 13
I start D. Jan 14.
Meet GF Nov 13
Have I changed enough? Jul 14

The World is still My Oyster!