...yet more lolol...

Ok, Shiny, resident dream interpreter, I've got one for you. It was definately not a prophetic dream--more one of silly symbolism that I can't figure out.

I dreamed that Wolfie and I were driving around (in a place we both used to live at in real-life). He had just returned from being somewhere and we hadn't seen each other for awhile. We decided to go home--we were living in an apartment overlooking the water.

As we hadn't seen each other for awhile--we started getting busy right away--were having right there in the living room. I gotta say...it was pretty hot, too . All of the sudden I hear people talking and noises around us. I realize there is a crew of people filming us!!!!! Wolfie tells me that it's part of a birthday surprise for me to make this little porn movie...
so I said--give me that tape...I don't want to see this floating around the internet!!!

Then it gets even weirder...we get dressed and my whole family shows up for this surprise birthday party. Wolfie and I are in our bathrobes at this point..and the film crew is packing up. My parents start going on about wasn't that a cool surprise that Wolfie came up with to have that birthday porn movie made!!! My mom is going on about what a sweet and thoughtful thing that is...and I am thinking... OMG, I can't believe MY PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THAT AND THINK IT'S SO COOL AND ARE TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE THAT!!!

So we all walk outside and look up into our apartment. Everyone is admiring the Christmas lights I have hung up in the windows of our apartment (in real life, my birthday is in October, not December).

We are about to go back up into the apartment, but at the bottom of the stairs, I find our kitten (in real life, we don't have one). The kitten has been hit by a car or something, but is still alive and suffering. I know I'm going to have to have it put to sleep...but everyone else wants to go out to dinner and I started getting mad at all of them for being insensitive about the poor, hurt kitten. End of dream.

Are you ROFLYAO yet???? I have had some weird dreams, but this was by far the most bizarre! I woke up and told Wolfie about how he was the porn star of my dreams...lol!