You guys are awesome!!! I have been laughing my a$$ off.
Yep, our H's traded us in for real lookers! Not to mention their stellar personalities.
So Caigy, your H is dating Spike from Gremilins? How romantic!
WH, I love your vivid descriptions of OW. I can see her pathetic, bloated, cheese peddling a$$ so clearly.
It's funny that you mention shoes...
So OW is not only the opposite of me physically, but in her personality as well.
She was always a frumpy dresser, but now is trying to be more stylish, trying to be more like...how should I put this... Me.
Except she is easily 40 lbs. more than me. Yikes!
Anyway, a few years ago I volunteered to help her organize her closet. I love organizing! She insisted they buy this big, beautiful house that was out of their price range. And of course, whatever she wants, she seems to get!
Her bedroom closet would make you ladies salivate. It is an actual room, you could probably put a hot tub in there if you wanted.
Problem is, she is a royal slob. I'm not talking about not having time to fold a basket of laundry or something, I'm talking piles and piles of clothes everywhere in her house.
As I was organizing her closet, I found a number of shoes that: a. Didn't have a matching shoe and b. Weren't the right size. Apparently she had been buying the wrong size shoe for years, and was squeezing her feet into them
This twit is who my H is so enamoured with????
Their choices of OW are baffling, just baffling...
Bomb January 2012 - doesn't feel the same about me
~ "There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, hope, and endurance."
