~WH, I thought of you when I typed the cheese comment earlier!
I've been following your sitch, LOVE all your karma references. I too am definitely rolling out the welcome wagon for her! Is it too much to hope that the OW gets fat (or should I say fatter), have excessive body hair, and even worse fashion sense? He even came up to the bathroom to ask me a question while I was in the shower - which he typically doesn't do since I am NAKED in there - gasp!!! Can't risk seeing any of my stuff lol!!!
Number one they don't come uglier and with worse fashion sense than "MY"' OW. She's the cream of the crop when it comes to bad everything. Beady little eyes too. Yuk!! Gives me the creeps.
Number two when my H and I were still on speaking terms he said the same exact thing about me in the shower. He would say "well, I don't want to come in when you're naked." I just thought "since when?".
Whack-a-doodles!!!
AT BD: WH 41, J 43; Bomb 2/5/2012 Two kids, one dog D Final 6/18/14 J marries OW 1/24/15 "No matter where you go, there you are"
Lol! Maybe MY OW doesn't know anything about stripper poles. Mine is a "good church-going girl" who gives everything to everyone around her and never asks anything for herself. Just up H's alley. She's a saint. Saint OW. The patron saint of cheese.
I don't know maybe she is one of those that looks meek on the outside but is a real tiger on the inside. Lmao!! Oh that's rich! I need to wash out my brain now.
AT BD: WH 41, J 43; Bomb 2/5/2012 Two kids, one dog D Final 6/18/14 J marries OW 1/24/15 "No matter where you go, there you are"
And she is fugly (can I say that?). Looks like an extra from The Vampire Diaries - all white skin and jet black hair with overly black eye-liner-rimmed eyes.
From the recent photos i saw of her in her (black) bikini, I'd be asking the breast implant surgeon for my money back, too, if I were her.
Phew, thanks for giving me the opportunity to get that off my chest (oops!).
Since I have so many to choose from...:) I think OW4, the 23yr old has a quirky cuteness about her, but overweight and her weight seems to be going up and down all the time. She is by far the most clingy, and the most forgiving. He'll go for days ignoring her, and then she'll be right there like a little puppy when he shows her any attention again. All of the OW have weight issues. All of them are super needy, insecure, and immature, even though OW1 is old enough to be OW4's mother. All of them have issues, like can't hold down a job, bankruptcies, child custody loss, multiple divorces, or never married. OW3 is the least attractive and the one I'm most disgusted with because she is married with a little boy. Although, OW2 is pretty ugly too. It's hard to find any beauty when they're doing such ugly things. When my brother saw OW1, his only comment was she has a fat face.
But what do you expect? These women go from meeting to the bedroom within days if not that night. They are weak, easy, and so insecure they would go with anyone, even someone who is married and very immature/insecure himself. Easy targets.
Even in my most insecure moments, I would never allow myself to be used like that. I can't imagine how bad these women's self esteem must be to allow themselves to be so objectified and have a relationship that is hidden and purely physical.
M38,H39 M:16Y BD:8/12 OWDB:11/12 S:11/12-5/13 "Temp" home:6/13 OW dropped:9/13 "I love you":12/13 H ring on:2/14 Depression back:5/15 "I'm done:" 7/15 H moved out: 3/16 H moved back: 12/16 Working on us: 3/17
This is insane..its 2.30 am here. Couldn't sleep so came downstairs to read a bit. ROFLMAO. A fugly cabbage patch doll eating cheese in a black bikini. Classy! keep venting ladies!
My SIL called OW a "fat slob" and my BFF's husband saw her and said "your H must really hate his (insert euphenism for male part) right now." Others see her and look at me and say "Really?".
The picture of OW sitting on H's lap is priceless. Her dress looks like something Betty White wore while filming "The Golden Girls" and that's an insult to Betty White.
There is another photo I saw of her and H in New Orleans. She is wearing a bright blue maxi dress. No one looks good in a maxi dress unless you are 6 feet tall and weigh about 100 pounds. OW should have been no where near that dress. And it was windy that day so the dress was obviously billowing in the breeze. She looked like a big blue marble rolling down the street. In the pictures she was attempting to smile but it turned out more as a grimace. Very attractive.
AT BD: WH 41, J 43; Bomb 2/5/2012 Two kids, one dog D Final 6/18/14 J marries OW 1/24/15 "No matter where you go, there you are"
My H ow is about 5'10" and 110lbs wet, she has tattoos everywhere even a face piercing, has died her hair so much it's like straw her hair is dyed black with a red stipe going dowñ the back...she reminds me of that gremlin from the movie with the Mohawk lol
M 41 H 43 M 22 S 18 S 14 D 11 Affair discovered 1/12 He filed 2/12 OW#2 7/12 she lives next door. D pending
