JS: The warning was there primarily for your benefit. Of course I should have known that you'd tough it out. Thanks for stopping in.
Denise, H and I have done testing and there is not a lubricant on the market that really works. They all wear out with friction. I wish "no sex" could make me a monster, so far it only seems to make me a virgin... again. Yikes!
Hacker, Thanks for stopping in. I was just telling JS earlier today that I'm really sick of this lingering mystery-illness. Cancer would suck, but it's probably nothing that dramatic. You know I once had a very bad acid stomach caused by stress. After months of constant pain, I got downright sick of it. I willed myself out of stress. I lost the pain after about three days, and haven't ever had it sense. I keep hoping this is something like that.
Everyone, H sent me a joke tonight that I just loved:
Quote:
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked,"Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/ballooning/rock climbing ?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a [censored] if you live to be 80?"
