OMG! Poor baby had a hair up his @ss this morning, didn't he?

It's not your fault he didn't get up earlier and it sure isn't your responsibility to clean up the dishes after he made the mess last night. You are not the maid! The man has got a lot to learn and I think the fantasy of being Disney Dad is starting to wear off. LOL!

Wishing, if you can stand it, leave the dishes and see how long it takes for him to say something.

As for the perfume, mist away! He was just looking for something to lash out at you about. What an @ss.

Enjoy the rest of your day! You've got to find the humor in this situation!

Sit quietly, the answers will reveal themselves when you least expect them to.
The past is gone, the present is a gift and you need to focus on today, allow the future to reveal itself when it is ready.