Not If He Came Gold Plated!

[greatwhitenorth]

I'm on the cookievore diet right now, with a side of winevore. Seriously. It's ridiculous. I'm going to have jaw muscles like a horse from eating cookies right out of the freezer.

I try to be locavore since I live in a rural area and can get meat and poultry from my neighbour farmers. Used to catch my own fish but those days are died with my marriage. It feels like weeks since a fruit that isn't wrapped in chocolate or non-potato vegetable passed my lips.

Back on track next week! But no vegan or vegetarian...I'd lose my mind. Love cheese and hate tofu way too much!