Stuck between a hard place and the biggest rock.

[Big Bruce]

"As far as how well I know my son, we're like, father and son..."

Doesn't answer the question.

What are his favorite foods, toys, etc. Does he have any allergies? When was his last physical? Is he up to date on his vacceinations? etc.

Favorite food :num-nums.
Toys : trucks.
No allergies, but a sensitive tummy to greasy foods.
Physical what?
Vaccinations :I'm sure W didn't left that unchecked, so yes.

In fact I'm more interested in raising him up and shape his view of the world, his beliefs, etc... than linger on details about his last poo-pooh colour.
Makes sense?
B.