No IC yet but it looks like I am not strong enough to so this on my own. You know I don't think actually I am pretty sure I don't want him back but why is he so happy with her? Why are they so perfect and different from all the others? That's what kills me. He is her knight and shining amour after less than 4 months together less than 1 living together. All he does is praise her. Ugh huh
It's puppy love. They're in the phase of the R where the other can do no wrong:
"He snores and it's sooooo cute!! Oh and I just love the way he slurps his soup! And look at how he leaves his clothes all over the floor, it's just darling, he's like a kid! I just love picking up after him, makes me feel important!"
A few months of living together and it'll be:
"How in the world does he expect me to sleep when he snores ALL THE TIME??? I'm tired of sleeping on the couch!! And I don't even serve soup anymore, you should see how disgusting he is when he slurps it, it's like some bridge troll that hasn't eaten for 6 months. And don't get me started on his clothes, he leaves them EVERYWHERE! I'm sick and tired of it, I swear hell would freeze over if he picked up one sock off the floor. He's a SLOB!!!"
