The green green grass of home

[Soul.Searching]

I'll give myself a 2x4! (Warning, may contain language)
The stupid prick comes over here an hour early unannounced, Tried to open the door and when it was locked, bashes on it. The prick used to get agro all the time if he came home and the door was locked. Really Arse hole?! if I feel more safe with the door looked, I'll damn well lock it. If I go outside to hang clothes on the frigen line I will lock the door, so I feel my children are safe. Awww, Poor little basted has to wait a min for the door to be unlocked.

Tells me he likes how I changed the room, it looks really good and has heaps more room. HELLO Dick wad, that was my suggestion months ago but it was stupid because the bed is no longer in the centre of the stupid room!

Lays down on my bed and decides to put his head on my chest, knowing I always give him a head rub when he does that. F**KING scratch your own darn head Arse face!

Asks me to go with him to pick the kids up! OH yeah, lets play happy family's. I'll be the Mum and you be the crazy arse basted who bailed on his family and comes to get his fix.

SOOO I checked out that skank's profile on another site and boo hoo, she is a single mother of three kids, looking to settle down with someone who loves her for her and loves her kids. Someone who will take her out for dinner and a few drinks.
I'll tell you what if i could stab someone through a computer, i think i would have just done it.

F**KING whore bag, has obviously been through [censored] herself and yet the ho, can still date a married man! One who has been separated a little over two months. How low can you go?!?

I freaking deserve a hell of a lot better than this. Screw him! The F**KING moron could have had it all but he f**king threw it all away. Stupid cow, want to like every time my H has MY kids. She can get her skanky arse away from them.

F++king low life pieces of [censored]. OH yeah,... I think I'm actually feeling that anger this time. I would love to punch both of their faces in, slam their heads together and rub their faces in dog chit.

Actually, can I change my mind and smash the 2X4 in to their faces instead?