Sometimes they are hilarious.

H told me this summer how I was being mean after I reacted to the news that He had had sex with OW. For REAL???? How rude of ME!

So I responded, "In some circles, lying and cheating on your wife is considered mean and ill-mannered."

Heather

"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man

“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson