Hey Rough... One quick thing to consider: This email might not actually come... or if it does, it might not come this weekend.
I find it helpful to keep that type of thing in mind when I start going through the hellish place you're in now: Figuring out all the terrible things that could be coming in this letter.
Let me help you with that!
This letter could contain any or all of the following:
-She's Seeing an OM -She doesn't love you anymore -She doesn't think you'll ever work out -She's decided to buy a unicorn -She is wanted for murder in five countries -She's decided to become a pirate -She's taken up howling at the moon -She has decided her favorite color is now brown
My point is when you let your mind wander, you might as well let it wander ALL the way to the absurd sometimes to get a little extra perspective... Because you just can't predict what she's going to say, and trying to do that will eat you up and build up the anticipation for this e-mail to epic proportions.
I for one hope she tells you that she's decided to buy a unicorn. I hear they're positively majestic.
