So I say everyone start writing their short stories about online dating. Antonia can float this idea to her publishing contacts. Antonia, I bet you could edit the crap out of it. What the heck would you title this short story book/collection of essays?

I kind of like what Antonia said. So what about : "Date Online? I'd Rather be Alone!"

I haven't shared everything about the guy I was recently dating, but it was pretty funny. I went to Ruby Tuesdays to watch a football game with him and he yelled out: "MOTHER FREAKER!" really loud a couple of times. Seriously? Why not just say the other thing? Because it is just as offensive.

He also chased down our waiter and complained that they didn't bring my tea fast enough. He did this by leaping out of the booth and hunching his shoulders and doing a weird exaggerated knees high tippy toe thing. Cartoon like. He is also the cheapest tipper I have ever come across. Like 5%. Maybe.....

Life is too short, and yes I'd rather be alone, too.

Me 57 XH 58 Sons age 32 & 27 M:32
D final 9/12
Bought 10 Acres and Living the Dream!