When I was online dating I kept a record of interesting/amusing things single women have said to me (I imagine their list of amusements concerning things I said was probably just as long lol). Here is my collection, which has lay dormant in my computer for the last 8 months and is being released for this thread only
*In my opinion, the ultimate flying machine is none other than the Apache Attack Helicopter *I love to read about Nazi war atrocities *My favourite movies are Bridge Over The River Kwai and The Killing Fields. *When she told me that Alzheimer's patients at her workplace sometimes kick and punch her, I asked if she had any self defense training and she replied "I watch action movies, I like Rambo" * I asked her if she ever watched Dancing With The Stars, she replied "I can't, if I change the TV station the old lady I work with will attack me" *I once dated a guy who kept phoning and bugging me, so I gave him to my roommate. *You think like a grandpa *When I told her what I do for a living she asked, "can you read minds?" *Wow, you work for the Salvation Army, that is so cool! *talking about the ex, "I was way too nice to that man" *At our age we have to be cautious, we don't have time to mess up again! *Communication isn't hard, men just make it that way *When I told her I was going to a political party meeting she said "are you going to be a Congressman?" (We don't have Congressman in Canada, just for the record!) *You've got to discipline me (I'm not really sure what that one meant )
