"Whatever H. I'm not sure what your problem is, but i'm done playing whatever game this is. I'm trying to accommodate your wishes and you're being a d!ck. But since you "can't", let me know when you want to talk about the money you owe me, switching my phone and insurance, and if I need to pay for the paperwork for all of this. Oh, and tell (MUTUAL FRIEND) F*** Y** for me. or better yet, I'll do it... I have her number still. Have a GREAT weekend, H"
Ouch...
Backstory on the Mutual friend... she seems to be convinced that we're hooking up, but I haven't actually even SEEN her since W left... She did join our fantasy football league recently, but I have NO idea where she's getting this anger toward HER from?!?!
I'm pretty sure you are all going to tell me not to respond, no matter how badly I want to...