BTW, did I mention your real name is Carcharodon carcharias and you are a member of the Lamnidae family? Really impressive pedigree: sharks evolved 100 million years before dinosaurs did (about 350 million years ago)... Talk about blue blood! Whales are relative newcomers: evolved about 50 million years ago. Man is a total parvenue: only evolved 1.8 million years ago... and has been 'civilized' for roughly 11,000 years.
Also, nobody knows how long a white shark lives. The best guess is about 100 years... not a sea turtle but close.
It has been recently discovered that great white sharks can jump out of the water. They jump into the air from deep water in order to catch fast-swimming seals.That probably explains how you ended up in Denver... must have been SOME seal!
For Trish: here is the recipe for the best, most subtle, blood cologne: mix one drop of blood in 25 gallons (100 liters) of water. You can add two, if your shark partner has catarrh, but that is seldom necessary... Apply liberally as needed...
"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little"
Tom Smith in "Seabiscuit"
