I swear by all that is Holy, if you buy her a gift card, underwear, etc... I will have no choice but to board a plane to SA and smack you in person. I don't care if her drawers fall off as she walks, that is no longer YOUR concern!
(((((Hugs)))))
May All Who Seek To Take My Life Be Put To Shame And Confusion; May All Who Desire My Ruin Be Turned Back In Disgrace. ~Psalm 40:14~