CBH--I promise not to make you call me Bruce. I'm a little fed up with cops right now anyway. Had a discussion with Denver's finest after dinner last night regarding our little motor home issue. Well, since whoever it is is B&E, they have to arrest him.

The nice side of me says good--he'll get a warm place to sleep and a hot meal. The other side feels just a smidge guilty.

So then I called my folks (who bought 16 boxes of GS cookies from D9--my mother always seems to outbuy me...). My dad got on the phone, and I told him about our little problem. Man, does this guy STILL have a cop inside him after 24 years of retirement.

He went off on me about not going in the motor home by myself, and planting the seed that it's one of Denver's 10 most wanted living there--because the cops routinely check the shelters for homeless people with outstanding warrants, etc. He told me that I better press charges if the cops arrest him...

And good old Mr. Wonderful... whose only concern is that the guy is going #2 in the toilet, which is winterized and without any chemicals.

Kitti and Trish--Well, is there any trouble sharing the status of Nemo? I don't see any reason we can't share...

Opt and Odga--Any legal matters pertaining to this issue can be handled out of my ocean. I have enough legal issues here!

Meredith--Anchor is still okay in my book, because I never judge a shark by its cover!

Now I have to head out to the motor home with my boss (who carries) and check out the bathroom so I can give Mr. W. a turd report... Then on to D9's teacher to discuss some math problems. Then I have to find time to do the work I'm being paid to do!

Oh, and CBH--if you don't have a George Foreman grill, you can broil the steaks. They don't taste as good, but they beat frying them. Make sure your rack is fairly close to the coils or gas source, though. Otherwise, you'll need a nap...

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

B (this way I can be Bruce or Betsey)


"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein