Alien Invasion...help

[reachingHigher]

Tvs, six months is ever so long to go without any physical affection. Idk how you manage to stay calm and together! That would drive me crazy!

Time for a funny story?

Around February or so when H was pressing me for the okay to have a separation I went to see a T. One visit, awful advice. But T suggested meeting H in a bar and pretending I didn't know him and flirting with him.

Soon after, I was having my hair done and the stylist and I were somehow discussing wigs. She & I came up with the crazy idea to surprise H with a wig on a date! (instead of the bar idea) At the time H & I were still having special weekly dates. (oh, so long ago...)

So....I bought a Raquel Welch wig styled after the "personal assistant" pic H had on his smartphone! So...I got all dolled up and hid in the bathroom. He knew I had a surprise. But what was it?

I emerged looking gorgeous in high heels, black velvet pants, sexy top (thats what i was going to wear anyway) and this luscious, breathtakingly lovely full long blond hair. The look on his face was priceless!!!

I figured it would be fun for both of us. But no.....he couldn't take it. No, he said, I can't look at you like that. I really love your real hair (shoulder length, curly dark hair).

I was amazed. I thought I looked like a blonde bombshell. But he didn't want me like that. He wanted me to be just me! It was an interesting little game and now I hafta get rid of the wig on Craigslist.

Maybe they aren't the only ones that are crazy sometimes!! Lol!