Alien Invasion...help

[reachingHigher]

You are lucky I think about him saving these behaviors for home.

A month after my H moved out -- he attended a racy sexual art show in the city with his new friends. Listen to this: he dyed (temporary) his light hair black. He bought black skinny jeans, skin tight shirt, black lipstick, black fingernail polish, clip on earrings and a huge fake silver chain. Then he had his friend take a pic of him for his FaceBook profile. (remember people used to think he was a pastor!)

At the time I was shocked but just typing this I'm ROTFL!!!!!