Hello Takevowsserious, and welcome to our really crappy club! On the up side, our crappy club has some of the finest people in membership! I'm glad you are finding the humor in my thread! I try to find the humor in things, it's way better then being a crying mess on the floor (but hey, we all still have those days!), sometimes what they say or do is just so unbelievable there is nothing to do but laugh!
LMAO, I'm picturing a grown man saying shut up like a valley girl!!
Of course your perspective is off, in Crazytown nothing that makes any sense in Normalville will do! lol
LOL does he do the phone flipping too?? Heaven forbid we see the top secret messages!
I haven't spoken to H since Sunday evening... been going as dark as possible in the same house. Also stayed out till almost 1am last night, and got up early to go to work today, so threw in a couple of curves. I'm getting ready to leave for Philly here in a few minutes, a friend is auditioning for the Biggest Loser and she asked me to go along with her for moral support! How could I say no! Sure I'll go on a 3 hour car ride and stay the night in Philly, awesome, time away!!! *happy dance* So I left a note on H's room door, it reads, "I won't be home tonight." Since we made the agreement long ago if one of us wouldn't be home for the night we would let the other know. Real mature of him, I know .
Toothbrush, still on the far side of the sink. Also, this week he is wearing his big boy deodorant (Speed Stick), so the Axe is sitting on the shelf till the next cycle.
I'm glad you are finding the humor in my thread! I try to find the humor in things, it's way better then being a crying mess on the floor (but hey, we all still have those days!), sometimes what they say or do is just so unbelievable there is nothing to do but laugh! 
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